Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Ignatius J. Reilly

Where else can I wear this?


Okay folks, here is my Mardi Gras costume in honor of Ignatius J. Reilly my hero from "The Confederacy of Dunces".  I will not be seeking employment as Ignatius was, but I will be seeking help for my pyloric valve as Mr. Reilly was up and down all the streets of New Orleans. My hunter's cap is forest green same as Ignatius' lid with a few added attractions on the ear flaps.  I sure hope the Chiefs of New Orleans do not scalp me on sight but let me join in all the fun.  I will bathe more than once a year and shave once in a while as well in hopes of finding suitable jewelry.  Wish me well and good fortune on this journey with my lady love. Isn't Value Village the number one best boutique for gentlemen's evening attire.



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